I didn't know it was *that* kind of place!

Snippet from a conversation with a co-worker:

Me: "And then on Sunday I met up with my friends [read HomeGirls] for dinner at a really great tapas restaurant."

Co-worker: "A what? A *topless* restaurant?????" (with the amount of shock on her face that one would expect)

Me: "Yeah... a tapas restaurant. It's really good, have you never been?"

...

Me: "Oh wait! T-a-p-a-s, tapas! Not topless!"