I guess the saying is true, it does happen.

The weekend before last, I had a candle party to do (yes, that's right, I'm a Candle Lady, if you didn't already know... I'll have to post about that later). Well, it was GORGEOUS weather that weekend, so the hostess and I decided to wait outside for everyone to arrive.

I love the first few days of spring weather. There's really nothing like it. There's a cool crisp breeze, all of a sudden the sun just feels warmer, and something different is in the air... ahhh... I love it.

Once her guests arrived we headed inside to get the party started... as we go around introducing ourselves, I happen to look down and notice something on my shirt. And here begins the internal dialog, 'What is that on my shirt? Is that some sort of condiment? Maybe mayonnaise? I don't remember having any mayo... ' And now in my not so internal dialog, rather my out-loud voice, "Oh... my... gosh... a bird really just crapped on me... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!"

I'm sure my face was probably COMPLETELY purple with embarrassment, but it really was one of the funniest things that has happened to me in a *really* long time! I just couldn't get over it... a bird really did crap on me!! It still makes me laugh... puhahahahahahaha!!!

So, the moral... if you're ever in need of a really good laugh, just stand outside for long enough and if you're lucky, a bird may just take a dump right on ya. That's enough to make anyone chuckle!