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That's the sound of the air freshener being sprayed in the bathroom that's basically in my office at work, which has inspired the following...

Public Service Announcement:
For the sake of those who are left dealing with the aftermath of your 'personal doings' (read: ME):
1. Use the bathroom down the hall that doesn't open up directly to my office.
2. If you MUST use this bathroom (only in case of GI emergency), there's no need to spray air freshener for 30 seconds straight. Two to three slight mists should do it. If I can literally taste the air freshener, you've sprayed way too much.
3. See #1.