Bachelorette Fun

Back in May I went up to NJ for my college-girl's bridal shower and bachelorette party. Both were a surprise to her, and loads of fun (especially my naughty and nice shower gift... hee hee). But the life lessons were of course learned during the bachelorette party that night in NYC:

1. Private bus rides into NYC are always a blast, even if you are chugging a bottle of Maaylox,
2. Clubs that play 80's music attract nothing but bachelorette parties,
3. Bathroom stalls can be very informative! Did you know that your middle finger nail is the fastest growing out of all your nails?
4. A shotglass attached to a girl's necklace is not only functional, but quite cute!
5. "Bachelorette Fear Factor" is not always the best game to play when the only guy around listening to 80's music in a club full of bachelorette crews is a *complete* skeeze,
6. The rumor I heard is that the movie "Coyote Ugly" was really inspired by the bar, Hogs & Heifers (if you've been, you know why... and if you haven't been then just trust me!),
7. You're expecting too much if you think you're getting out of H&H with your bra still on,
8. It's quite normal to have drinks and money passed between your legs... when you're dancing on top of the bar!
9. Piggyback rides can be lethal to a girl's undies,
10. 3 1/2 hour car ride, hung over, by yourself... misery. 3 1/2 hour car ride, hung over, with a great friend... priceless!